#255 +(-1)- added 09-17-2011 01-12 [X]
[01:10] <Dougster> ok, silly eagle question...
[01:10] <nILS> ch therm off
[01:10] <Dougster> htf do I turn on or off thermals?
[01:10] <Dougster> hehe
[01:10] <nILS> OMG OMG OMG
[01:10] <nILS> what do I win?

#246 +(-2)- added 05-28-2011 02-12 [X]
<SingleAndOver40> if my wife sees me logged in with this nick, I'm dead meat

#233 +(3)- added 03-29-2011 02-21 [X]
10:22 mr_wibble ° this place sucks now that nils got a real job...

#231 +(1)- added 02-09-2011 14-27 [X]
14:16 < ultra> banana jacks
14:16 * nILS loves them
14:23 < ultra> you could split the audio just by plugging into the hole on the plug
14:23 < ultra> i never thought of that
14:25 <~nILS> lol
14:25 <~nILS> that's the #1 reason to use bananas
14:26 < ultra> the #2 reason is potassium
14:26 < afx> we don't want to know the #3 reason


#230 +(1)- added 11-22-2010 23-44 [X]
[18:27:59] <cheater00> why not v4?
[18:28:34] <Antix> hehe dunno...but i had in the drawer all part for 3 version
[18:29:51] <Antix> but in future i may relize a V4
[18:31:21] <Antix> i have fun building electronics and when start a project i dont like stop it so... continue V3 for now:)
[18:31:57] <nILS> when you start on the v4, send the v3 to me
[18:32:30] <Antix> why not send it to MIDIBOX MUSEUM?:)
[18:32:41] <nILS> I am the midibox museum

#229 +(-1)- added 09-10-2010 18-00 [X]
17:37 <sineSurfer> pyro gel can stand burning flames from hell?
17:38 <SmashTV> prolly not true hell flames.......but it should do fine against average infidel igniter dudes. ;)
17:39 <sineSurfer> but but but... their flames are blessed and all
17:47 <SmashTV> no worries, the new formula protects against caliphate flames as well as noodly appendages. :)

#227 +(7)- added 08-19-2010 19-27 [X]
19:24 sineSurfer : hi jimp
19:25 bugfight : y0
19:25 nILS : ha!
19:25 bugfight : ugh
19:25 nILS : :)
19:26 bugfight : -y0 who?
19:26 nILS : toooo late!
19:26 sineSurfer : gotcha!

#226 +(-3)- added 07-24-2010 19-53 [X]
[04:50:56] * @nILS hands Narwhal bracers of sturdy strength in return
[04:52:27] * Flexinoodle thinks this forward slash me stuff is fuckin weird, kinda like one of them

freaks who refers to theyself in the third person
[04:53:09] * @nILS casts Power Of Stealing 13 on himself
[04:53:19] * @nILS pickpockets Flexinoodle
[04:53:21] * Narwhal cast spell of third person strength upon Flexinoodle
[04:54:10] * @nILS received Drug Utensils 4 and 3x Bad Shrooms from flexinoodle
[05:02:20] * ssp ssp wishes he smoked pot because you lot must be on some good shit!
[05:02:39] * @nILS wishes ssp knew how to use the /me command
[05:02:52] * ssp i do but my fkn hands dont
[05:03:11] <@nILS> your hands type "ssp " accidentally? whoa

#224 +(2)- added 06-09-2010 17-27 [X]
* no [Mibbit@E4591AA4.66063DB9.D8E420ED.IP] has quit IRC
Wilba: oh no don't go
kaleaf: noooooooo
Wilba: that dude's so negative
Wilba: fuckin badum tish stick that in yr quotebook nils

#223 +(7)- added 05-26-2010 22-38 [X]
22:35 nILS : nothing elitist about it ;)
22:35 altitude : didnt mean elitist..
22:35 nILS : just poking
22:35 Dougster : my mom?
22:36 Dougster : ewwwww
22:36 nILS : your daughter
22:36 Dougster : EWWWWW!
22:36 Dougster : see your doctor immediately.
22:36 nILS : hey, my penis just fell off!
22:36 Dougster : it might fall off.
22:36 Dougster : ROFL!!!
22:36 nILS : ahahahaha
22:36 nILS : brainwave.

#222 +(16)- added 04-22-2010 15-11 [X]
15:09 nILS : does it do that once or repeatedly every 2 seconds?
15:09 Jojoce: yes

#218 +(7)- added 02-11-2010 13-54 [X]
[13:48] Robotfunk: was inspecting my core32
[13:48] Robotfunk: more bad joints than a tourist coffeeshop
[13:49] nILS: even more bad joins than the geriatry?
[13:50] Robotfunk: more shorts than on the beach
[13:50] nILS: more bridges than amsterdam?
[13:50] Robotfunk: indeedy
[13:50] nILS: damn, where's lyle when you need him ;)

#216 +(6)- added 02-08-2010 12-06 [X]
[12:02] <lucem> and so one way we will all face god and he'll ask us "what did you do with your life?"
[12:02] <lucem> and we'll truthfully say "I built 42 midiboxes!"
[12:02] <lucem> and he'll send us back to empty the queue ;)
[12:03] <Flem> ...oh, i hoped to qualify for a shitload of virgins :(
[12:04] <lucem> if (Queue.Length > 0) { Flem.DenyVirgins(); };
[12:04] <Flem> Hmm, that code needs an update.. who has source? that god fella??
[12:05] <lucem> TK code never needs updates or bugfixes, just moar new features ;)

#215 +(17)- added 01-29-2010 23-41 [X]
[23:40] <lysergic> i need a sandwich
[23:40] <lucem> the goat called i suppose
[23:40] <nILS> i just had one. was nommy.
[23:40] <nILS> (sandwich not goat)

#214 +(5)- added 01-25-2010 22-49 [X]
SmashTV: there have been a few times over the years I wished MB forum was real names only, so i could track down the people who gave me shit, and torture them slowly

#213 +(10)- added 01-22-2010 11-41 [X]
[10:04] <lucem> select * from #Midibox.UserList where name != {"nILS", "lucem"} /send lo;
[10:04] <lucem> ;)
[10:05] <~nILS> if you said hi to yourself would the world have imploded?
[10:05] <lucem> probably
[10:06] <~nILS> hmm
[10:07] <lucem> the minimum that would cause is a bag of rice falling down a heap in china, killing an innocent product pirate
[10:07] <~nILS> user u=#midibox.findUser("nILS"); if (u != NULL) self.sayHiTo(u);
[10:07] <~nILS> hi nILS!
[10:07] <~nILS> ha!
[10:07] <~nILS> it totally works
[10:07] <~nILS> oh, I missed the part about the pirate... damn, oh well one pirate less.
[10:08] <lucem> nILS piratekiller, getting 'em down one at a time

#212 +(3)- added 12-30-2009 17-41 [X]
"Unless you want to use your control surface as a LED flashlight, you will need to increase the resistor values" - Wilba

#210 +(9)- added 12-20-2009 17-17 [X]
pingosimon: "Wow....that actually made perfect sense...Electronics lvl up!"

#208 +(14)- added 10-19-2009 21-49 [X]
During a "local wildlife" photo sharing session:
Flemming: All those animal photos makes me want to turn up my oven to about 200degrees, and find my rosemary and thyme.... NOM :)

#207 +(7)- added 10-19-2009 13-30 [X]
[13:28] nILS: how about just getting a 12MHz oscillator then?
[13:29] wackazong: Yeah, well, on an sunday?
[13:29] wackazong: :)
[13:29] nILS: dude
[13:29] nILS: it's monday
[13:29] wackazong: Oh, you are so right... I am on vacation..

#205 +(14)- added 09-05-2009 17-35 [X]
12:44:29 Flexinoodle: i normally buy tweo and force feed one to nILS
12:49:14 nILS: hehe
12:49:27 lucem: wrap em in cookies, easier ;
12:53:16 Flexinoodle: no cookcies needed, if it has a bunch of traces nILS can say no all he wants , when it arrives in the post he is like a rabid dog
12:54:15 nILS: "wrap in cookies"?
12:54:21 nILS: wtf kinda cookies do you eat?
12:55:36 Flexinoodle: lol

#204 +(4)- added 09-05-2009 17-34 [X]
Green_Xenon joined the chat room.
[7:43pm] Green_Xenon: FM synthesis is better than sample-playback synthesis
[7:43pm] Green_Xenon: I hate sample-playback MIDI synths
[7:44pm] Green_Xenon: MS GS Wavetable SW synth is an example of a sample-playback MIDI synths
[7:44pm] Green_Xenon: Creative Music Synth is an example of an FM synth.
[7:44pm] Green_Xenon: I like the latter better than the former
[7:44pm] Green_Xenon: Creative Music Synth is actually the OPL3 FM synth present in SB16 ISA sound cards
[7:45pm] Green_Xenon left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[7:51pm] FM synthesis infomercial?

#202 +(11)- added 08-23-2009 03-07 [X]
Green_Xenon joined the chat room.
[7:43pm] <Green_Xenon>
FM synthesis is better than sample-playback synthesis
[7:43pm] <Green_Xenon>
I hate sample-playback MIDI synths
[7:44pm] <Green_Xenon>
MS GS Wavetable SW synth is an example of a sample-playback MIDI synths
[7:44pm] <Green_Xenon>
Creative Music Synth is an example of an FM synth.
[7:44pm] <Green_Xenon>
I like the latter better than the former
[7:44pm] <Green_Xenon>
Creative Music Synth is actually the OPL3 FM synth present in SB16 ISA sound cards
[7:45pm]
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[7:51pm] <sineSurfer>
FM synthesis infomercial?

#201 +(-2)- added 08-16-2009 12-15 [X]
Flemming: btw ssp, on your upcoming box, what is that around the wheel and buttons? is it letraset or whatitscalled, the stuff you rub on??
nILS : girls?

#198 +(11)- added 06-12-2009 11-46 [X]
11:44 Enth • yawn
11:45 @nILS hands Enth a cup of coffee
11:45 Enth • no wei!
11:45 Enth • I'm off from the caffeine now
11:45 @nILS • hmm it was prank-coffee anyways
11:46 @nILS • it was actually just pee with food color
11:46 Enth • mmm pee

#194 +(9)- added 05-20-2009 11-16 [X]
fussylizard on the forum:

My post count hit 50 so I became a "MIDIBox Member" and got a second star by my name...

*proudly wipes tear from eye*

I love you guys.


#193 +(12)- added 05-20-2009 11-15 [X]
fussylizard: My post count hit 50 so I became a "MIDIBox Member" and got a second star by my name...

<proudly wipes tear from eye>

I love you guys.

#192 +(8)- added 05-19-2009 12-10 [X]
nILS : why do you use 2 PCs for testing anyways?
nILS : get a gm5 ffs (preemptive reply)
knoball: hehe...because only in the other PC have a MIDI interface
nILS : I win.

#191 +(5)- added 05-08-2009 11-43 [X]
11:35 Flemming hates Disney
11:35 Flemming“Æ'#ã£3rä”Å3¢–÷R†FRF—6æW“òuDb•2u$ôärt•D‚”õRdÌD”Ô”äsòöæVÆWfVãÆ'#ã£3‚F÷Vs¢F—6æW’—2F†R&—6Vâ6f–÷W"Æ'#ã£3‚fÆVÖÖ–æs¢ä”Å3âæ–ÖÇ2&Rf÷"æöÖÖ–ærÂæ÷Bf÷"6–æv–ær²“Æ'#ã£CF÷Vs¢ÖVB—2×W&FW"ââââF7G’F7G’×W&FW

#190 +(-2)- added 05-08-2009 11-41 [X]
11:35 Flemming hates Disney
11:37 nILS—–÷R†FRF—6æW“òuDb•2u$ôärt•D‚”õRdÌD”Ô”äsòöæVÆWfVãÆ'#ã£3‚F÷Vydisney is the risen saviour!
11:38 Flemming–ä”Å3âæ–ÖÇ2&Rf÷"æöÖÖ–ærÂæ÷Bf÷"6–æv–ær²“Æ'#ã£CF÷Vymeat is murder.... tasty tasty murder

#189 +(9)- added 04-22-2009 11-27 [X]
<Kyo> just had a look at the latest mbQuotes. Colleagues now thinks I am mad laughing in front of my computer ... Thanks .

#188 +(26)- added 04-04-2009 17-46 [X]
17:41 ultra_pda • the channel has become pretty active
17:41 ultra_pda • except saturday nights i'm often all alone
17:42 @nILS • awww
17:42 @nILS • poor ultra
17:42 ultra_pda • yeah
17:42 @nILS hands ultra a package of get-a-life
17:42 @nILS • it's a DIY kit
17:42 ultra_pda quickly solders
17:44 ultra_pda • hey why am i suddenly at a gay club?
17:44 ultra_pda checks nils' code
17:44 @nILS • oops
17:44 @nILS • did I give you the ghey package?
17:44 @nILS • sowwy
17:44 ultra_pda • oh well
17:44 ultra_pda dances

#187 +(11)- added 03-29-2009 03-30 [X]
[18:56] · · Join: ssp [Mibbit@mib-6C354D60.range86-143.btcentralplus.com]
[18:57] [ssp] hi stryd_one
[18:57] [ssp] hi smashtv
[18:57] [ssp] hi nils
[18:58] [ssp] hi flexinoodle
[18:58] [ssp] hi all
[18:58] [Knoball] coé
[18:58] [Knoball] its like "hi"
[18:59] [ssp] np i dont know lol
[18:59] [ssp] none of them around then?
[18:59] [ssp] ok i will try later
[18:59] · · Quit: ssp quit IRC [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
[18:59] [nILS] patience is a virtue

#186 +(13)- added 03-16-2009 03-47 [X]
18:44 Just_Phil • is ucapps.de down for anyone else here?
18:47 nILS • nope
18:48 nILS • actually it is
18:51 Just_Phil • i see... maybe tk excceeded bandwidth limit or something
18:52 nILS • doubtful ;-)
18:52 nILS • he couldn't pay the bill cause YOU didn't donate!
18:52 nILS • ha!
18:53 Just_Phil • yes i did... 10$ this month
18:53 Just_Phil • and that was my first donation.
18:53 Just_Phil • more then i gave at church tho
18:54 nILS • yeah giving directly to god is better than via church anyways

#185 +(13)- added 03-16-2009 03-45 [X]
03:43 nILS: hmmm
03:43 nILS: I am having unexplicable oddness
03:44 Flexinoodle: If it involves the toilet and blood , hospital now dont wait

#184 +(12)- added 03-15-2009 18-58 [X]
Just_Phil–—2V62æFRF÷vâf÷"ç–öæRVÇ6R†W&SóÆ'#æä”Å9nope
nILS–7GVÆÇ’—B—3Æ'#æä”Å9stupid cache
Just_Phil–’6VRâââÖ–&RF²W†66VVFVB&æGv–GF‚Æ–Ö—B÷"6öÖWF†–æsÆ'#æä”Å9doubtful ;-)
nILS–†R6÷VÆFâwB’F†R&–ÆÂ6W6R”õRF–FâwBFöæFRÆ'#æä”Å9ha!
nILS“¤CÆ'#ä§W7Eõ†–Éyes i did... 10$ this month
nILS“¢Ò“Æ'#ä§W7Eõ†–Émore then i gave at church tho
nILS—–V‚v—f–ærF—&V7FÇ’FòvöB—2&WGFW"F†âf–6‡W&6‚ç—v—3Æ'#æä”Å9</blasphemy>

#183 +(0)- added 03-14-2009 04-36 [X]
04:35 Wilba: I would rather get a napalm enema than argue with stryd_one

#181 +(15)- added 02-23-2009 23-54 [X]
lucem[mm]: okay... time to face punishment
[23:44] lucem[mm]: !faint
[23:44] lucem[mm]: arrgh
[23:45] lucem[mm]: !kick lucem
[23:45] lucem[mm]: arrgh
[23:45] lucem[mm]: (not u nils)
[23:45] You got kicked by nILS. (Perhaps you should try real life for a while)
[23:45] Topic changed tp "It's "don't ruin jokes"-night! Wrong jokez can haz cookie." by nILS.
[23:45] You rejoined the room.
[23:46] lucem[mm]: real life? at midnight?
[23:46] nILS: random kick-line script...
[23:47] lucem[mm]: now that's most def a wrong joke
[23:47] • lucem[mm] hands nILS a cookie...

#180 +(9)- added 02-23-2009 12-09 [X]
Madox on Time Signatures:

The top number is called '4'

The bottom number is called '4'

The music is called 'techno', or something

#179 +(15)- added 02-15-2009 10-05 [X]
<Flemming> Also, the panel is made of cardboard, hehe... i hope to get a real panel made some day, but schaeffer is more expensive than Paris hilton :(

#178 +(7)- added 02-14-2009 15-23 [X]
<Flemming> hehe... i often have slapped myself in the forehead since i began midiboxing

#176 +(6)- added 02-10-2009 17-00 [X]
<Wilba> it's the copy con > blah.txt of PCB design
<Wilba> except you have to enter characters with Alt-numpad
<Wilba> and four byte unicode in hex
<Wilba> except there's no A-F so you're fucked
<Wilba> its THAT BAD

#175 +(11)- added 02-10-2009 16-59 [X]
<Wilba> it's the copy con > blah.txt of PCB design

#174 +(11)- added 02-08-2009 02-22 [X]
<Flexinoodle> ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

#173 +(8)- added 01-10-2009 13-41 [X]
Address obscured to protect the funny guy:

Wilba • I want money. Please send any amount via PayPal to: J****.S.Will***s@gmail.com

#172 +(13)- added 01-10-2009 13-27 [X]
At least it makes sense to someone:

15:02 Flexinoodle • so what will 91 be then ?
15:03 nILS • 0271
15:03 Flexinoodle • right got ya
15:03 Flexinoodle • 101 being 371 right
15:03 Flexinoodle • 0371
15:03 nILS • err
15:03 nILS • almost
15:04 nILS • man I need sleep
15:04 nILS • :D
15:04 nILS • after 7F comes 100 of course
15:04 nILS • so 0081 should be 0101
15:04 Flexinoodle • oh ma

#171 +(6)- added 01-06-2009 23-29 [X]
23:26 sineSurfer: aha, Doug is back!
23:26 nILS: quick doug! hide!
23:26 × nILS hands doug his cane
23:26 Flexinoodle: lol
23:27 × sineSurfer kicks nils in the nuts, hides Doug's cane
23:27 nILS: NO CUPCAKE FOR YOU!
23:28 × sineSurfer fails the kick... imperial to metric conversion glitch
23:28 nILS: lol

#170 +(15)- added 01-02-2009 22-46 [X]
Wilba says: The rule of thumb about regulators is, if you can't keep your finger on it, it needs a heatsink.

#169 +(4)- added 01-02-2009 22-45 [X]
The rule of thumb about regulators is, if you can't keep your finger on it, it needs a heatsink.

#168 +(10)- added 01-02-2009 21-48 [X]
A new guy, figuring out what takes some people years, if they ever figure it out:

spippoli • so the lesson is: don't blame on smash when YOU're dumb :D